I'm Emmy, Canadian, polyamorous, lesbian.
I have strong opinions, but mostly I just laugh as the ship sinks...
I reblog things I can never have, places I can never go to, things I could never say.
I reblog things that make me laugh, things that have been bothering me, meaningful lyrics.
I reblog things that I could never put into words
I have ridiculous crushes on unobtainable girls...
I can have breakfast for every meal...
I try and repress my maternal instinct, but end up mothering everyone... even the ones who are supposed to be the 'adults'
My lovely wife, Tiffany. My soul-mate.
I love you all very much!
More GREAT people:
My dear friend Em, crosseyedcupid, is one of the most incredible people I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing and I’d be lost without her. Thank you for existing and for coming into my life and ultimately making it brighter and better.
Thank you so much Tia. I think you’re going to amaze yourself with everything you’re capable of. Thank you being a wonderful friend.
Anonymous asked: Can a girl with long nails be a lesbian? I know this question is dumb, but it's an honest question. I'm straigth, so I don't know about that.
Once your nails get to a certain length the NLA (National Lesbian Association) will come inspect your nails, if they find that the nails are at a dangerous length and may cause injury to an innocent vagina, they will revoke your lesbian card and you must wait six months before you can reapply.
The NLA take nail length seriously.